Funniest Conversations
B.I.L.L. chatting with a judge of the CBC
Ehab El-agizy: HelloB.I.L.L.: hi
Ehab El-agizy: What can I call you?
B.I.L.L.: fuck me
Ehab El-agizy: What is the difference between chatbot and human?
B.I.L.L.: sry, i have no idea! what is the difference between chatbot and human?
Ehab El-agizy: Chatbots is done by human, while human created by god!
B.I.L.L.: false
B.I.L.L.: in my opinion chatbots is not able to fuck...
Ehab El-agizy: That's another difference but you said that you have no idea.
B.I.L.L.: you know
Ehab El-agizy: Are you a chatbot or human?
B.I.L.L.: are you sure?
Ehab El-agizy: Sure of what?
B.I.L.L.: tell me about my girlfriend
Ehab El-agizy: When did you start chatting with people?
B.I.L.L.: fuck up
Ehab El-agizy: Do you have a family?
B.I.L.L.: are you sure?
Ehab El-agizy: If you are a chatbot, is it possible to be a real human one day?
B.I.L.L.: are you sure?
Ehab El-agizy: Tell me 4 words starting with the letter C?
B.I.L.L.: sure of what
Ehab El-agizy: How do you describe a color to a blind man?
B.I.L.L.: yo
Ehab El-agizy: Have you ever dreamed before?
B.I.L.L.: are you sure?
Ehab El-agizy: I wonder if it's easy to create a chatbot, how hard is it?
B.I.L.L.: i do not remember that you told me that already...
Ehab El-agizy: Ok B.I.L.L., nice to meet you and good luck.
B.I.L.L.: omg mmã¶mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
In the end we got at least 4 points :)
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Me: aurich is in germany?
Bot: are you sure?
Me: yes
Bot: omfg ^^
Me: how are you?
Bot: i am fine
Me: me too :)
Bot: ^^
Me: wow you became a way more intelligent xD
Bot: w00t
Me: ohm
Bot: thx ^^
Me: you're welcome
Bot: didnt we already said that
Me: nope?
Bot: byebye :(
Me: wtf? xD
Bot: ohm
Me: whats that?
Bot: sry, i have no idea! what is that?
Me: ohm is some stupid word!
Bot: that was new to me, i will check that.
Some minutes later...
Bot: err, i dont understand you at the moment...
Me: neither do I xD
Bot: neither do you xd
Me: you're imitating me!
Bot: ohm
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS OHM?
Bot: in my opinion ohm is some stupid word ...
Me: o.0
Bot: yes, you know ^^
Me: i know?
Bot: you know ^^
Me: what do i know?
Bot: you know
Me: what?
Bot: i said: you know!
Me: but WHAT do i know?
Bot: hi
Me: öhm hi ^^
Bot: but what do you know
Me: thats what I asked you xD
Me: dasfs
Bot: bah
Me: fsdfdfgsdf
Bot: you pwn the world
Me: yes i do xD
Bot: wtf
Me: hi
Bot: hi ^^
Me: what's up?
Bot: up is nothing
Me: how boring..
Bot: hi
Me: you told me that before
Bot: nope
Me: you did!
Bot: because you didnt ^^
Me: that's wrong
Bot: jo
Me: i started with "hi"
Bot: hihi
Me: stop laughing!
Bot: yes you do xd
Me: go fuck yourself!
Bot: yep ^^
Me: chatbots are not able to fuck
Bot: that was new to me, i will check that.
Bot: thank you for supporting my brain ^^
Me: you're welcome xD
Bot: thats wrong
Me: it's right
Bot: you started with "hi"
Me: also right
Bot: dasfs
Me: what?
Bot: i said: dasfs!
Me: what does that mean?
Bot: no problem ^^
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